May 26th, 2011
I sent Dennis on a tampon run for the first time today. He got the wrong thing, but he did in fact emerge with tampons. Victory.
May 23rd, 2011
Is anyone else not getting mobile tweets? I haven’t heard anything from you kids in 24 hours.
God DAMN Taye Diggs is hot.
May 22nd, 2011
I want to buy my boyfriend a real birthday present! DAMN YOU MONEY.
May 21st, 2011
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/rapture *snicker*
May 20th, 2011
Reese just stuck his entire head into my bag of tostitos and came out with a face full of lime seasoning. #adorablekittenmoments
May 19th, 2011
May 17th, 2011
I wore my shirt inside out all day. I win at life.
May 16th, 2011
I should make girl friends. Who don’t hate me. And don’t live in Illinois. Maybe even simultaneously!
May 15th, 2011
So, my boyfriend apparently has Ashley Tisdale and Miley Cyrus on his droid. Dealbreaker?